Toe hair is quite possibly the most disgusting hair on the human body. Actually it is. Why did our creator have to place hair there??? Because then when people wear sandals you have this unfortunate sight to look upon.

Or even worse you might run into a hobbit in hiding!

Come on now NO ONE wants to look at this. If you have toe hair then please carefully trim, hide, or properly dispose of this unpleasant sight if you are going to wear shoes that would in fact show off this gag reflex starter. No wants wants to know you threw up because you saw their toe hair. 

 

This woman (at least I HOPE its a woman with painted toe nails) obviously knows that her feet need to be kept clean so as not to revolt passing onlookers.

Concert Week Goodness

Last Friday Kirsnix and I went to go see Little Big Town at the SB County Fair. While I did not know any of the music it was WONDERFUL! They were so good and entertaining and I fell in love with Kimberly schlapman's hair! It's so big and full of life!

I've decided I really want it but don't want to look like a perm gone wrong like was displayed in the 80s oh so many times.

On Saturday the whole fam went to go see the Beach Boys who were excellent.

It was quite entertaining to see so many old people get drunk and then start swaying to the music. That just never gets old. I did have to go home and google what they looked like.............

And tomorrow im going to see JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that lame or what that im more excited to see JB than I was for the BBs. Wow, thats PATHETIC! But he and Sean Kingston are going to be a smash. :)

A couple day's ago Hannah Banana was here and she, Kirsi and I were going through Kirsi's collection of wedding invites. She keeps them so that we might be able to know what to do and what NOT to do. After going through many MANY invites we decided to create the "10 Commandments of Wedding Announcements". Click HERE to read some of the most important commandments the world is oblivious to.

Matts decided to begin a life as a blogger. However he doesn't want to rush right into it so he has hence forth decided to have "Mac's Monday Madness" on Kirsi's blog. Please read it HERE. I promise you will not be disappointed!

WARNING do NOT click upon the link if you fear you will be offended. Many might be at the touchy subject that is reviewed.

Whats so appealing about a monster truck derby? It's all about smashing cars till there's nothing left of the car. The trucks are ridiculous looking. They're usually named something far-fetched, and the type of crowd that is attracted to this specular of entertainment usually live in a park with trailers for houses and toilets being used as a substitute for a fence.

All these are good sound reason to NOT go see one of these shows. And yet it still sounds incredibly appealing to me :)

Loyalty

With ticket in hand and my "team taylor" shirt clean and starched I can't help but think . . .WHAT AM I DOING!!!??? This is ridiculous! I don't even like this serious! It's lame, ill-written, a "tragic" (not so tragic) tale of 2 guys fighting over one girl who is a brat. Thats right I went there. As I go to brave the never ending battle of team edward vs. team jacob I can't help but think of team taylor! Edward doesn't even like her. It's just that Bella is his own "brand of cocaine". Pathetic, he's just buttering her up and putting the apple in her mouth and is now waiting for the right time to roast her on a spit. Jacob, while hands down, drop dead, breath taking, steaming hot, is GORGEOUS he's kinda. . . hmmmm what's the right word? Oh I know. . .a moper (pronounced Moe-purrr). This leads me to the conclusion that team taylor lautner is the only team to belong to. And thus is my conclusion.

Manhood

Mac and Mika are currently having a competition on who can reach the higher note. Surprisingly its a close tie. . .

Kirsi's Story that I wanna Tell

Most of you know my friend Abbs (pictured above) She and Kirsi became friends through thee Bach and ever since talk bout it ALL the time. Slightly obnoxious but not the point. Because of this inf actuation they watch the show together. Abbs likes popcorn also which will become an important part of the story later. While at Abbs house for a viewing of "the most dramatic season of the bachelorette ever" Abbs taught Kirs a new way to eat popcorn in which you gather 2 bowls. One bowl will contain the kernels that have just been popped. The other will be called the "Second Bowl". After which proceed to eat all the crunchiness off of the popcorn leaving the soft parts. Place the soft parts in "Second Bowl". After all of the popcorn has been sorted through Abbs would now dive into the softness of the popcorn. When she made Kirsi try this she said "heaven in your mouth huh." When I heard this story I had a strange look on my face but after I tried it the look on my face was pure joy. Abbs your right. It IS heaven in your mouth! The way it kinda just melts is a sensational feeling that everyone should experience!

I have a new favorite song.
Miss Miranda Lambert lends her vocals to create this wonderful melody which is like heaven in my ears.

I would put the song up except VEVO is quite a disapointment to me because it will not allow me to take the video. How selfish of VEVO. Nevertheless this song is my favorite of the week. Listen to it HERE.

Seminary Attire

What do you wear to seminary? I like the comfort of my 3 dollar Walmart sweat pants. Some people wear their pajamas, and since some people have to go to school right after they have to wear their real clothes. Well my friend Cole has decided to have a certain seminary attire. To be specific a robe, pj pants, and his slippers.  

I of all people am not against comfort at seminary HOWEVER I do not believe in wearing home only appropriate clothing to seminary. I suggest unto him something a little more suitable. Such as this lovely sweatsuit. It's kinda mafia like. My brother has one just like it and practically lives in it. How can you blame him? It's just so comfy. No wonder the mafia wears these bad boys all the time.

In conclusion Cole should invest in one of these little beauties :)