A couple day's ago Hannah Banana was here and she, Kirsi and I were going through Kirsi's collection of wedding invites. She keeps them so that we might be able to know what to do and what NOT to do. After going through many MANY invites we decided to create the "10 Commandments of Wedding Announcements". Click HERE to read some of the most important commandments the world is oblivious to.

Matts decided to begin a life as a blogger. However he doesn't want to rush right into it so he has hence forth decided to have "Mac's Monday Madness" on Kirsi's blog. Please read it HERE. I promise you will not be disappointed!

WARNING do NOT click upon the link if you fear you will be offended. Many might be at the touchy subject that is reviewed.

Whats so appealing about a monster truck derby? It's all about smashing cars till there's nothing left of the car. The trucks are ridiculous looking. They're usually named something far-fetched, and the type of crowd that is attracted to this specular of entertainment usually live in a park with trailers for houses and toilets being used as a substitute for a fence.

All these are good sound reason to NOT go see one of these shows. And yet it still sounds incredibly appealing to me :)

Loyalty

With ticket in hand and my "team taylor" shirt clean and starched I can't help but think . . .WHAT AM I DOING!!!??? This is ridiculous! I don't even like this serious! It's lame, ill-written, a "tragic" (not so tragic) tale of 2 guys fighting over one girl who is a brat. Thats right I went there. As I go to brave the never ending battle of team edward vs. team jacob I can't help but think of team taylor! Edward doesn't even like her. It's just that Bella is his own "brand of cocaine". Pathetic, he's just buttering her up and putting the apple in her mouth and is now waiting for the right time to roast her on a spit. Jacob, while hands down, drop dead, breath taking, steaming hot, is GORGEOUS he's kinda. . . hmmmm what's the right word? Oh I know. . .a moper (pronounced Moe-purrr). This leads me to the conclusion that team taylor lautner is the only team to belong to. And thus is my conclusion.

Manhood

Mac and Mika are currently having a competition on who can reach the higher note. Surprisingly its a close tie. . .

Kirsi's Story that I wanna Tell

Most of you know my friend Abbs (pictured above) She and Kirsi became friends through thee Bach and ever since talk bout it ALL the time. Slightly obnoxious but not the point. Because of this inf actuation they watch the show together. Abbs likes popcorn also which will become an important part of the story later. While at Abbs house for a viewing of "the most dramatic season of the bachelorette ever" Abbs taught Kirs a new way to eat popcorn in which you gather 2 bowls. One bowl will contain the kernels that have just been popped. The other will be called the "Second Bowl". After which proceed to eat all the crunchiness off of the popcorn leaving the soft parts. Place the soft parts in "Second Bowl". After all of the popcorn has been sorted through Abbs would now dive into the softness of the popcorn. When she made Kirsi try this she said "heaven in your mouth huh." When I heard this story I had a strange look on my face but after I tried it the look on my face was pure joy. Abbs your right. It IS heaven in your mouth! The way it kinda just melts is a sensational feeling that everyone should experience!

I have a new favorite song.
Miss Miranda Lambert lends her vocals to create this wonderful melody which is like heaven in my ears.

I would put the song up except VEVO is quite a disapointment to me because it will not allow me to take the video. How selfish of VEVO. Nevertheless this song is my favorite of the week. Listen to it HERE.

Seminary Attire

What do you wear to seminary? I like the comfort of my 3 dollar Walmart sweat pants. Some people wear their pajamas, and since some people have to go to school right after they have to wear their real clothes. Well my friend Cole has decided to have a certain seminary attire. To be specific a robe, pj pants, and his slippers.  

I of all people am not against comfort at seminary HOWEVER I do not believe in wearing home only appropriate clothing to seminary. I suggest unto him something a little more suitable. Such as this lovely sweatsuit. It's kinda mafia like. My brother has one just like it and practically lives in it. How can you blame him? It's just so comfy. No wonder the mafia wears these bad boys all the time.

In conclusion Cole should invest in one of these little beauties :)

100th Post :)

As my 100th post I've decided to write up a "100 list" about well anything. Some are about me and some are my opinions. Many different things will be on it, and it will be long!

1. Sugar is a must in my life
2. I like to oil paint. It soothes the soul
3. ALL pictures are better in black and white. You ( of course when I say "you" I mean myself) can never have too many black and white photographs
4. Pinkberry is a big factor in my life
5. I sometimes keep my middle name a secret
6. My closet is HUGE and doesn't fit all my belongings
7. My pig's name is "King Kamehameha Humuhumunukunukuapua'a"
8. Favorite candy is Skittles. Taste the Rainbow
9. I have friends who are fellow skittle loving souls
10. Have an obsession with naming things
11. Cole and I are going to start a lumber jack club. Where were only allowed to wear plaid and we carry our axes everywhere
12. Naps are the best when basking in the warmth of the car
13. Taylor Lautner is a cutey
14. Recently chopped off lots of my hair
15. Currently in the softball season
16. Will one day backpack Europe with the consent of my mother of course
17. Own a shirt that says "Team Taylor"
18. I play first base
19. Favorite book is The Count of Monte Cristo. All 1500 pages
20. Occasionally "borrow" family member's jewelry
21. Bread baker and dang good at it
22. I avoid homework as much as possible (hence why I'm blogging)
23. Can get awfully carsick. Don't try to see it for yourself
24. Adventurous traveler
25. Love to backpack 
26. Have a birthmark that is apparently getting bigger as I get older
27. I often do not wear makeup
28. My room is pink
29. Sometimes like to talk in the 3rd person
30. Lost in Lost
31. Will one day own a bunker under my house
32. The Host is OBVIOUSLY better than Twilight
33. Love where I work
34. Too much school mushes my brain. Now if only I can get my mother to believe that. . .
35. I have a BIG bed
36. Every Thursday afternoon is spent with Dianna and Maria
37. Pianist to the ward choir
38. All type of food is pleasing to my stomach but Thai really hits the spot :)
39. First series I ever read was Harry Potter
40. Almost wet my pants when I saw the first Harry Potter movie. Its terrifying to a 7 year old!
41. My mother wouldn't let me see The Count of Monte Cristo until I had read the book
42. Can play the piano
43. My ipod's name is Tabitha
44. My main goal for my license picture was to make it look like I was sneezing :)
45. Was born in Santa Barbara
46. Disneyland is full of magic
47. Have a love/hate relationship with Demi Lovato
48. Go to Allan Hancock College
49. Can name over half of the employees who work at Pinkberry in Santa Barbara with the exception of the new guy who just started working there
50. Am related to someone who looks like the Sprouse twins
51. Left handed
52. Can curve my serve in tennis (at least used to be able to)
53. Watercolor complexes me sometimes
54. Always have wanted to make a bucket list which I will one day do
55. My favorite class is Art class
56. Princess Jasmine is hands down the best. No ones cooler than her
57. I look like a turtle when my backpack is on
58. Try hard not to do my chores
59. May or may not have stalked the princesses at Disneyland . . .
60. Psych is the best tv show EVER
61. Justin Bieber is adorable
62. Nala is the best Disney character
63. Am being forced to buy my own computer
64. Hannah Montana should not end and go on forever
65. Forever 21 is a place of wonders
66. Loves Never Dies is one of the best musicals of all time!
67. On July 21 I am seeing Justin Bieber at the MidState Fair
68. I only use pens by the brand of Zebra
69. Am secretly signing Matty up to be a EFY counselor
70. I am very good at wasting time facebook
71. I have a rather large obsession with cranberry juice
72. Miley Cyrus needs to die for choosing to end Hannah Montana
73. I cannot sleep until the bed has been properly "fluffed" and the fluffy is an art. It needs to be done very specifically
74. Driving isn't my favorite thing
75. I pay $450 to go to EFY so I can drink cranberry juice when I want, and however much I want 
76. Candian Thanksgiving is fun to celebrate
77. I have been in a commercial
78. I would rather have a chauffeur who opens the doors for me
79. NEVER will my children have the same first letter of their name
80. The Easter bunny FORGOT me this year!
81. At almost all given times I have chapstick on me
82. Seminary is too dang early for me
83. I used to be a participant of Kumon
84. Kumon was a dark time in my life
85. Strawberries are called "Strawbs" in my house
86. Pineapple is the best fruit know to mankind.
87. There is currently a harp in my house
88. Big fluffy blankets make me happy
89. I refer to a certain period of time in my life as "the good ole days"
90. Apparently I can't say the "G" at the end of "ING"
91. I have been an extra in a movie
92. I really would like to see "The Young Victoria"
93. I like to use my sister's makeup
94. Gma's cranberry salad is what I live for and I only get it twice a year so needless to say I hoard it :)
95. I like competition but especially when I beat boys. It gives me great satisfaction
96. Star Wars vs. Lord of the Rings? I can never decide with is better
97. My rainboots are the best
98. I own over 60 pairs of shoes
99. Comics bore me and I don't understand how people think theyr funny
100. I secretly think im British

Well im ka-pooped after that!

Panda Day

Someone forgot to tell me the memo the other day. Apparently it was "wear a panda hat to school" day. It should be a national holiday.