Loyalty

With ticket in hand and my "team taylor" shirt clean and starched I can't help but think . . .WHAT AM I DOING!!!??? This is ridiculous! I don't even like this serious! It's lame, ill-written, a "tragic" (not so tragic) tale of 2 guys fighting over one girl who is a brat. Thats right I went there. As I go to brave the never ending battle of team edward vs. team jacob I can't help but think of team taylor! Edward doesn't even like her. It's just that Bella is his own "brand of cocaine". Pathetic, he's just buttering her up and putting the apple in her mouth and is now waiting for the right time to roast her on a spit. Jacob, while hands down, drop dead, breath taking, steaming hot, is GORGEOUS he's kinda. . . hmmmm what's the right word? Oh I know. . .a moper (pronounced Moe-purrr). This leads me to the conclusion that team taylor lautner is the only team to belong to. And thus is my conclusion.