S. B.
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"MAKE SURE YOUR DAUGHTERS, FRIENDS, RELATIVES, ETC. KNOW!
This was written by a guy from KVLY-TV in Fargo .
This is something that happened to us on the way back from vacation last
week. At first I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were a
little suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100
degree temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink.
When I was leaving, a young girl followed me out and asked what kind of
cologne I was wearing. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating, I
don't think you could tell if I was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and said no thanks.
Then it was about 3 weeks ago, I was at a service station in Birmingham
getting gas. It was about 9:30 pm. I was approached by 2 men and 2 women
in a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do you
wear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He said, 'We are selling some name brand perfumes, at cheap prices. I said I had no money. He then reached out of the car and handed me paper that was laminated; it had many perfumes on it. I looked quickly at it and gave it back. I said, have no money. He said it is OK, we take check, cash, or credit cards. Then the people in the car began to laugh. I just got in my car and said no thanks.
Then I received this e-mail yesterday and it sent chills up my spine.
Please read this. It is no joke. Here is the e-mail I was sent:
Dear Friends:
I know not all of you are women that I am sending this to, but am hoping
you will share this with your wives, daughters, mothers, sisters, etc.
Our world seems to be getting crazier by the day. Pipe bombs in mail
boxes and sickos in parking lots with perfume. Be careful. I was
approached yesterday afternoon around 5:30 PM in the Wal-Mart parking
lot by two men asking what kind of perfume I was wearing. Then they
asked if I'd like to sample some fabulous scent they were willing to
sell me at very reasonable rate. I probably would have agreed had I not
received an e-mail warning of a 'Wanna smell this neat perfume?' scam.
The men continued to stand between parked cars, I guess to wait for
someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going towards them, pointing at
them and told her about how I was sent an e-mail at work about some one
walking up to you at the malls or in parking lots and asking you to
SNIFF PERFUME that the y are selling at a cheap price or at least
compare to which one you like best.
THIS IS NOT PERFUME... IT IS ETHER!
When you sniff it, you'll pass out. They'll take your wallet, your
valuables and heaven knows what else. If it were not for this e-mail, I
probably would have sniffed the 'perfume' but thanks to the generosity
of an e-mailing friend, I was spared whatever might have happened to me
I wanted to do the same for you.
PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS AND PLEASE BE ALERT AND BE AWARE. IF YOU ARE A MAN AND RECEIVE THIS, PASS IT ON TO YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS.
Ladies, this happened to me yesterday and I didn't smell the perfume
either, thanks to this email. This is true. Believe me, I know. I was
over by Big Lots in the parking lot at lunch time when I was approached.
So either day or night, it does not matter. There were 3 guys together
when I was approached . I called the police when I got back to my desk.
Like the email says above, LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS - YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, CO-WORKERS, whomever. It helped me. The first thing that popped into my head was this e-mail warning."
Monster Drinkers
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Naturally when I saw this picture in the AGHS parking lot I immediately snapped a shot and sent it to my dad. He responded by saying "Where can I get one?" It was great.
Then for Christmas I made my mom get him an HitMan Monster drink. He opened it and didn't know what to do with it. Once he realized what it was he couldn't stop laughing. Then he immediately wanted to throw it away but we made him keep it. :) It sits in his closet staring him down everyday. :)
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In addition to this post, I found these videos that better illustrate my wound.
Its still gross to me.
How Long Do I Wait Before I Call Someone I Like?
Obviously from the picture our President does not know the answer either.
Well allow me to share a story. The other day my brother and I were passionately, uhhh ill just say discussing, we were discussing how long to you have to wait to call, text, or talk to someone you like. He said it didn't matter how long you waited or that you even have to wait at all. I kindly put him in his place. The proper amount of time to wait before calling someone is 3 days. You might be saying "well thats what everyone says". But I have proof to back up why I think it is 3 days. The reason? Well, it's very simple. WWJD? Yes I said it. What Would Jesus Do? Jesus waited 3 days to be resurrected. If he had only waited 1 day then people might not have known he had even died, and it would have been pointless. Had he waited 2 days no one would have really paid attention to him because the were still struck with disbelief and in shock. They had not accepted that he had died. No no he waited 3 days, and since we are to follow his example we must wait 3 days to make contact with someone you have a lil crush on.
***If you would like to know more on this subject youtube "how i met your mother 3 day rule"***
The best Sunday's are the ones where you find out you were not the only one who was bored during 1st hour. Lil Tanner had that problem a while ago. This is how I found him after what seemed to be like an eternal, everlasting, tedious, sacrament meeting. The only problem is that he can (and did) express how he felt. Whereas I had to sit and keep pinching myself in vain attempts to try to keep my eyes peeled open. I wish I could just fall over on the pew and sleep no matter how back-breaking the uncomfortable position.
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