lots of leena

Have you ever asked someone to dance and been rejected? No neither have I; however, my Matts friend has gone through that experience. Unlike most people who would have just sulked off into the dark sides of the room and become a wall flower, this person had a response ready. When the girl had rejected him he said "Oh I'm sorry did you think I asked you to dance? No. I said you look FAT in those pants." 

I'm waiting for the day to use this line.